The folks at Fox News do not need ANOTHER reason to be loud and incredulous, but by God have they found it. From the Gothamist:

Richard Lee describes, “They approached us nonchalantly but then surrounded us. They were very hostile as soon as they approached, saying ‘Where’s your permit? Where’s your permit?’ ” The Parks party poopers issued a summons that carries a fine of up to $200. Benepe (the Parks Department Commish) later waved off the ticket, saying the officers used poor judgments and would be retrained (read: cattle-prodded repeatedly). He tried to save face by telling the paper, “We’re going to make lemonade out of lemons…I look forward to buying lemonade from her if I pass by.” But if you think the commish can out-adorable young Clementine, guess again. The “soccer enthusiast” says she was “really nervous” when she and her dad were cornered and added, “It was such a hot day I figured people would want a cold drink.”

While the citrus-gestapo is at it, why not a Trademark Infringement Lawsuit on Clementine’s first name.

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