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New Super Mario Bros. for Wii is F-ing Sweet!

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If you remember sitting in front of your crappy T.V. set playing Super Mario Bros for the SNES until your eyes bled, then you are in for a treat. Wii has released the trailer for the new Super Mario Bros. for the Wii and it is so faithful to the original, you are going to punch a baby out of sheer excitement. I can maintain my composure so I am in no danger of striking an infant out of pure orgasmic video game ecstasy. Wait, I’m not allowed near any maternity ward in New York? I was calling myself the Rocky Balboa of baby punching who makes all the toddlers waddlers? I really do take video gaming a little too seriously. Hey officer…

Trailer after the jump, enjoy!

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Posted By: scatmansham Filed As: Gamer Salad, Geek Salad, Uncategorized

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  1. The Chef
    August 24th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    Gratuitous, incestuous plumber-on-plumber action @ 0:38

    Looks good, not great. How much more mario can you really do? It’s like the Rocky of Video Game franchises.

    Super Paper Mario received critical acclaim for bringing something different to the table- namely the 2D/3D switch at any time- what does this bring?


  2. scatmansham
    August 26th, 2009 at 8:33 am

    It brings some closure to people who are feeling nostalgia for the original format, so take that you classic hating sonomabish.


  3. The Chef
    August 28th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    I would still rather pop in Super Mario 3 into an old NES and beat it all the way through (no whistles!) just like Renny and me did Freshman Year in Flav’s room…


  4. November 20th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    I played this game for the first time this week. It was A LOT of fun. You can play with up to 4 players at a time- a lot more difficult than it seems!