Excerpt from Official Election Board Document

Check out this document the New York times got its leftist hands on. Don’t worry, it’s a pdf so it will look like you are doing work…

Some of the highlights:

• Ron Paul [58 votes!]
• Oprah
• John McCain from 2000 not 2008 (Two totally different people)
• Russian President Vladimir Putin [2 votes- one spelled incorrectly]
• Joe Paterno

What’s your favorite?

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