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In “I totally would have done this in high school” news, four techno-hooligans setup a a fake Facebook Profile for a dweeb they pick on in high school. After amassing almost 600 friends, most of which had no idea the profile was fake, it finally came to the attention of the kid’s mother, and she did what any suburban housewife with too much free time on her hands and a jumbo mortgage would do: she sued.

Read on for highlights from the profile and the foundation of the lawsuit.

- The section describing “Personal Information” and “About Me” contained the statement “obamas pretty cool…but hes black sooo…”

- Defendants described the plaintiff enjoying and/or engaging in sexual acts.

- Defendants described the plaintiff as being homosexual and engaging in sexual acts with other males.

- Defendants directed disturbing, vulgar and sexual comments to certain girls, which “Given that these girls communicate amongst their friends, the impact on Plaintiff is substantial.”

The mother is concerned that her baby boy’s sullied reputation will affect his future endeavors and selection by college athletic coaches and directors. The boy and his siblings have had to change athletic clubs (WTF is an athletic club?) and coaches and the boy was forced to switch advisors at school and has been alienated by friends.

via [Chicago Now]

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