I never really thought of what earth would look like with rings. I guess I always thought about more important questions like, how come girls only have 2 boobs, or how come whenever I put a plug in a socket the first try it’s always upside down. These are the questions that, when answered, will bring us into a new enlightened age of advanced technology and women with tri-titties! Until that great day check this video out…
As everyone has undoubtedly heard, Tiger Woods was caught and apparently beaten by his wife for swinging his “club” as other women’s vaginas. Now, a new woman has come out every day since the news of his first affair first broke and his wife wants blood. Tiger has reportedly offered his wife millions to keep her trap shut and even more to stay with him. His poonanny count is up to 9 now and his collection is comprised of models, club owners, porn stars, and even a midget. I made that last part up, but it is only monday. This is yet another story about how a millionaire loses it all for the carnal treasure located between women’s luscious thighs. I need to be alone. Good luck Tiger! That won’t help…you and your cartoonish smile are FUCKED.
Check out some of his ladies below: Jaimee Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Junger, Cori Rist and Mindy Lawton
Here is 6′8 Amazon eve. Her birth name was Amazon Evan, so either she comes from a long line of giant, giraffe- type bitches or God is hilarious. I am strangely aroused and, at the same time, have this urge to play a game of nude basketball because she reminds me of a girl I once knew back in high school. She was so tall yet so gentle when we played one on one. After the game she’d whisper sweet nothings as I caressed her adorable little adams apple…wait…oh god…
Check out the full article and some more “sexy” photos here!
