I have done some dumb things in my time, but this takes the cake.

The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar’s arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim’s computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings. Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary.

The victim told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.

The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer.
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Pray it doesn't rain.

Times are tough for most people out there. Gas is 400$ a gallon, hookers are doubling their prices and the housing market is plummeting faster than JFK Jr. (Too soon?) but there is no need to despair. Though your iPhone bill is probably in the range of 100+, a company has heeded the call of the drained and weary iPhone community with the creation of “The Recession case”.

This earth friendly and cheap case will keep your iPhone safe for at least 1-2 days, and let’s face it Applecare doesn’t give a shit about you so buy these cases at 99 cents a pop and hope to god it doesn’t rain.

Check out the product site here…

Case Mate

The tragic side effect of rampant HGH abuse: terrible, terrible movie sequels.

In the biggest surprise since finding out your girlfriend has a penis, Sylvester Stallone has announced his next chapter in the “John Rambo” saga, and it has gotten worse. It has tentatively been called “Rambo 5: The Savage Hunt”… 

“John Rambo could track anyone – or anything – on earth. Now the military desperately needs him for a mission that his ultrasensitive instincts tell him he should refuse. A beast is loose somewhere north of the Arctic Circle. It has already decimated a secret research facility and annihilated a squad of elite military guards. And the raging creature is headed south toward civilization, ready to wreak bloody devastation.

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