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NEW IRON MAN 2 POSTER IS BADASS!!!!!

scatmansham — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:13:53 +0000

No words…should have sent a poet.

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World Won’t End in 2012, NASA

The Chef — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:23:27 +0000

Remember the Y2K scare? It came and went without much of a whimper because of adequate planning and analysis of the situation. Impressive movie special effects aside, Dec. 21, 2012, won’t be the end of the world as we know. It will, however, be another winter solstice.

Much like Y2K, 2012 has been analyzed and the science of the end of the Earth thoroughly studied. Contrary to some of the common beliefs out there, the science behind the end of the world quickly unravels when pinned down to the 2012 timeline. Below, NASA Scientists answer several questions that we’re frequently asked regarding 2012.

via NASA.

A Nightmare on Elm Street Remake…and here’s the trailer!

scatmansham — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:00:26 +0000

Now, I actually think this looks promising. It’s a little disturbing that Jackie Earlie Hailey is playing his second movie as a child molester (his first being Little Children), but that’s Hollywood.

I hope they don’t do to this movie what they did to Halloween, Friday the 13th and other classics…and that is bend them over, pull down their underwear of awesomeness, and pummel their heinie with horrible dialogue and a putrid script. Wow, you really can relate ass-rape to everything.

[via YouTube]

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer

Rambo 5? Sylvester Stallone, Please stop.

scatmansham — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:45:44 +0000

The tragic side effect of rampant HGH abuse: terrible, terrible movie sequels.

In the biggest surprise since finding out your girlfriend has a penis, Sylvester Stallone has announced his next chapter in the “John Rambo” saga, and it has gotten worse. It has tentatively been called “Rambo 5: The Savage Hunt”…

“John Rambo could track anyone – or anything – on earth. Now the military desperately needs him for a mission that his ultrasensitive instincts tell him he should refuse. A beast is loose somewhere north of the Arctic Circle. It has already decimated a secret research facility and annihilated a squad of elite military guards. And the raging creature is headed south toward civilization, ready to wreak bloody devastation.

“It’s a job that Rambo and his 22-year-old hunting partner, Beau Brady, can’t turn down, but they and a team of highly-skilled special forces kill team discover that the prey is a terror beyond their wildest imagination – a half-human abomination created by a renegade agency through a series of outlawed genetic experiments. It has man’s cunning, a predator’s savageness, and a prehistoric power that has transcended the ages. And even if Rambo and Beau survive its unrelenting hunger for human blood, they’ll still have to contront the grim reality that it may have grown immortal.”

Now, instead of having a man spewing incomprehensible nonsense to a 4 foot vitenemese man who cannot even understand english, we will have Rambo saying gems like “I’m your worst nightmare” to a 9 foot beast who probably speaks more clearly than he does.

Can’t wait…

[via ComingSoon.net]

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Best Netflix Review Evar: Enemy of the State-Fresh Prince Rap

The Chef — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:00:25 +0000

Best. Review. Ever.

[via Buzzfeed]

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer

The Chef — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:00:12 +0000

I didn’t know they made Rated-R (aka Red Band) Previews… I just thought they were Christian Louboutin, like Julie Benz’s shoes (0:47) in the trailer. Uh… no homo.

BTW- that’s the girlfriend from Dexter!

[via Trailer Addict]

Can anyone else not wait for The Depp/Burton Alice in Wonderland?

heathercomingtogether — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:30:03 +0000

What do Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hallow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Corpse Bride and Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street all have in common? Well, for one thing, the offbeat and eccentric actor Johnny Depp helped bring all these titular character alive with his talented portrayal. But take a deeper look and see what these films really have in common beyond heartthrob Depp. Did you guess it yet? I’ll give you a hint; his name starts with Tim and ends with Burton. That’s right, the talented team of director/producer Tim Burton and actor Johnny Depp has wowed audiences in the past through their collaborative masterminds, and people all over the world have yet another reason to praise the duo: Alice in Wonderland.

Coming in 2010, Tim Burton’s highly anticipated Alice in Wonderland’s photos have already started leaking to the net, and if Depp’s portrayal of Mad Hatter above is any indication of what to expect, this is no run-of-the-mill Disney flick. Take a look at the trailer above and you will be shocked and amazed! Want an even better treat? Looks like Alice in Wonderland has jumped on the recent 3D bandwagon, so you can see the movie really come alive in theatres on March 5th, 2010. So Moms- prepare for your youngsters to be amazed and horrified all at the same time, and everyone else out there make sure to bring your :ahem: munchies, as you’re in for a magical and imaginative twist of the tale we all know and love, Alice in Wonderland.

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer

TGI Friday Tech Deals

The Chef — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:21:13 +0000

With the exciting site re-design this week, there just wasn’t enough time to do a proper TGI Friday Tech Deals. But this jumped out of my inbox… Hollywood now cross-promotes… with…. anti virus software.

Anyone seen the movie yet? Maybe there is a scene with ludicrous Norton Antivirus product placement. Like at the top of the Eiffel tower or something? Someone photoshop that up and we’ll post it.