Ok, so there’s a kid who cries blood. Obviously he’s a whiny bitch, because his mother has about 100 pictures of his blood soaked face. Dude, you’re letting the whole world know you cry all day. I’m no doctor, but it’s obvious he’s either been bitten by a vampire or cries so much his tear glands are just screaming “ENOUGH ALREADY YOU PUSSY!”.
I fail to see what he’s so worried about because my eyes are red and bleeding all the time, and no matter how many times that bitch maces me I will still pass out on her lawn naked when I drink too much. You heard me you old hag! I mean, Mom. Hit the jump for embedded video.
This Daily Show clip is an oldie but a goodie, in which an argument for Long Island’s secession is made. Check out these Long Island residents’ “expert” opinions; they”re classic.
Does anyone really care if Long Island becomes its own state? Heck, I say let it become its own country if it wants. All it produces are bagels and swoll tatted up Yankees, and let’s be real: We still have Einstein Bros. and New Jersey for those things.
How ‘bout the guy with the guns on his guns? Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Pure genius.
Someone up (or down) there must be listening, because just LAST NIGHT I was doing a headstand in front of my Adam Richman shrine- which basically consists of a short stack of bacon flavored, chili-cheese and ice cream smothered waffle irons welded together by the perpetually burning blowtorch (switching out the propane is tricky, but worth it)- wondering what Adam’s next challenge is!
Now I can post this widget on every single one of my facebook buddies’ walls so that I’m passively bombarded by Man vs Food info whenever I’m surfing the web instead of actively going to their website. Thank. You. God (aka Adam).
