If you want your guests and neighbors to believe you have personality, a doormat with some sass is a great way to trick them into thinking you’re interesting and complex. Being the serious journalist I am, I Google image searched “funny doormats” and have compiled a batch-o-mats that will make you l-o-l.

Without further ado, for your viewing pleasure: The cream of the doormat crop. Enjoy.

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This Daily Show clip is an oldie but a goodie, in which an argument for Long Island’s secession is made. Check out these Long Island residents’ “expert” opinions; they”re classic.

Does anyone really care if Long Island becomes its own state? Heck, I say let it become its own country if it wants. All it produces are bagels and swoll tatted up Yankees, and let’s be real: We still have Einstein Bros. and New Jersey for those things.

How ‘bout the guy with the guns on his guns? Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Pure genius.

NewsFlash: People that post shit on the internet do NOT need another way to be douchebags. Case in Point: this blog. However, the folks behind Let Me Google That For You didn’t get that memo.

Still it does fill a niche necessity. Like if you post a video to your facebook wall and you get that inevitable comment from some annoying luddite. “OMG!? How did you record a Vedio on you WALL!!!111!?”
Response? “Oh it’s real simple!”

Then de-friend them.

On a personal note: I, for one, am constantly bombarded by questions from friends like “What’s better, plasma or LCD?” or “Is XXX a good brand of [consumer electronic]?” or “Can you fix my laptop… It’s 6 years old and running Windows 2000 and I dropped it down a flight of stairs into a boiling pot of pasta?”

Sure buddy, click here.