It’s not the US News and World Report’s list of the nation’s “best colleges,” nor is it the Princeton Review (which is bs anyway). It’s GQ magazine’s determination of the 25 douchiest colleges in America, described as “GQ’s first-ever guide to our nation’s Ivoriest Towers of douchery.”

The list includes a few Virginia schools, some Ivies, and even little old Rollins College, among a handful of state and private institutions. So even if your school didn’t make the top 25, you’ll definitely know someone who went to a top 25er. And you know what that means: it’s heckling time.

This very scientific video proves that there is a direct relationship between creativity and the unemployment rate. Watch as the woodspider reacts to a number of variables in manners very similar to those of humans, and expect to be impressed by the near-National Geographic quality of this mini-documentary.

The folks at Fox News do not need ANOTHER reason to be loud and incredulous, but by God have they found it. From the Gothamist:

Richard Lee describes, “They approached us nonchalantly but then surrounded us. They were very hostile as soon as they approached, saying ‘Where’s your permit? Where’s your permit?’ ” The Parks party poopers issued a summons that carries a fine of up to $200. Benepe (the Parks Department Commish) later waved off the ticket, saying the officers used poor judgments and would be retrained (read: cattle-prodded repeatedly). He tried to save face by telling the paper, “We’re going to make lemonade out of lemons…I look forward to buying lemonade from her if I pass by.” But if you think the commish can out-adorable young Clementine, guess again. The “soccer enthusiast” says she was “really nervous” when she and her dad were cornered and added, “It was such a hot day I figured people would want a cold drink.”

While the citrus-gestapo is at it, why not a Trademark Infringement Lawsuit on Clementine’s first name.