Here is 6′8 Amazon eve. Her birth name was Amazon Evan, so either she comes from a long line of giant, giraffe- type bitches or God is hilarious. I am strangely aroused and, at the same time, have this urge to play a game of nude basketball because  she reminds me of a girl I once knew back in high school. She was so tall yet so gentle when we played one on one. After the game she’d whisper sweet nothings as I caressed her adorable little adams apple…wait…oh god…

Check out the full article and some more “sexy” photos here!

http://www.zooweekly.com.au/sexy-stuff/babe-watch/7ft-babezilla-takes-on-zoo-man.htm

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LG 32″ 1080p LCD HDTV 32LF11 -$399 before shipping

Cabinet Color: Black
Recommended Resolution: 1920 x 1080
Panel: Super IPS Panel
Viewing Angle: 178°(H) / 178°(V)
Brightness: 450 cd/m2
Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 30000:1
PC Input: Analog RGB ATSC, NTSC, QAM Tuner 1080i/p, 720p, 480i/p
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Xbox owners: You have five days to start thinking of your lives and the lives of others in trivial, 140-character chunks. Xbox Live general manager Marc Whitten has told Fast Company that the Dashboard update containing Twitter and Facebook integration will officially arrive on November 17.

If the date seems familiar, you’re not losing your marbles: The specific timing for the update was revealed and reneged last month. Now, you’d better hurry up and beat the Chatpad rush at the store.

via Facebook and Twitter coming to Xbox Nov. 17.

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Things you can tell from this video alone:

1. You are in space at some point.
2. You are underwater at some point.
3. THERE IS A SNOWMOBILE GUNFIGHT.

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Good one for anyone that’s ever posted a comment or joined a forum!

[via CollegeHumor]

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With your busy and ongoing schedule, it’s important to stay connected to the world and your work at all times. The Acer Aspire 5335 Refurbished Notebook PC provides all the tools and information you need to stay up-to-date as you hop from one meeting to the next. Equipped with Genuine Windows Vista Home Basic, you’ll find the 15.6-inch LCD display with CineCrystal™ technology a true delight. Whether you’re watching a movie or writing an essay, this 1366 x 768 resolution screen showcases all your visuals in utmost clarity. Packed with 2GB of DDR2 memory and a 250GB SATA hard drive, the Acer Aspire 5335 Refurbished Notebook PC keeps your programs running at full speed, while providing plenty of storage space for your data. A built-in 8X DVD-Super Multi double-layer. Optical drive, 5-in-1 media card reader, webcam and wireless LAN also come in handy for maximum efficiency. Hit the road with the Acer Aspire 5335 Refurbished Notebook PC today!

Read on for Features

Display Type: CineCrystal™ TFT LCD

Screen Size: 15.6”

Maximum Resolution: 1366 x 768

Memory Type: DDR2

Memory Size: 2GB

Memory Speed: PC2-5300

Memory Slots (Total): 2

Memory Slots (Filled): 2

Memory Slots (Available): 0

Maximum Memory Supported: 4GB

Capacity: 250GB

Drive Types: Hard Drive

Drive Bays: 1 HDD

Lifestyle: Business,Entertainment,Home & Student

Condition: Refurbished

Operating Systems: Windows Vista Home Basic

Startup Operating System: Windows Vista™ Home Basic

Platform: Notebook PC

Expansion Ports: 1 – Express Card Slot/54

Processor Brand: Intel

Processor Class: Celeron®

Processor Type: Dual-Core

Processor Speed: 2.16GHz

Processor Number: 585

Processor FSB: 677MHz

Processor Cache: 1024 L2 Cache

Graphics Description: Integrated Graphics

GPU/VPU: Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator 4500M

Video Interface: VGA

Optical Drive Type: 8X DVD-Super Multi double-layer

Supplemental Drive Type: Media Reader

Capacity: 5-in-1

Media Types: Memory Stick,xD-Picture Card,Secure Digital,Memory Stick PRO,MultiMedia cards

PS/2 Mouse Connectors: N/A

PS/2 Keyboard Connectors: N/A

Serial Communication Ports: N/A

Parallel Ports: N/A

USB Ports: 3

LAN Ports: 1

Modem Ports: 1

Audio Out Jacks: 1

Microphone Jacks: 1

VGA Ports: 1

Communications Description: Integrated LAN, Integrated Modem, Integrated Wireless

Interface Type: RJ-45, RJ-11 Phone Connector, 802.11 Wireless Networking

Data Transfer Rate: 56Kbps Modem, 54 Mbps, 10/100Mbps Network

Protocols: 802.11b,802.11g

Width: 15.1″

Height: 1.5″

Depth: 9.9″

Weight: 5.94 lbs

Mouse Type: TouchPad™ Pointing Device

Buttons: 2

Scrolling Capability: Scroll Zone

Keyboard Type: Standard Size

Battery Type: 6-Cell Lithium-ion

Battery Life: Up to 3 hours

Color: Black

Integrated Webcam: Yes

Warranty: 90 Days

Specification Notes: To provide the most accurate specifications, the specifications listed are based upon the manufacturer’s exact model specification as published on the manufacturer’s website, and a confirmation against product samples.

via Buy.com.

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Boy Cries Blood

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If you remember sitting in front of your crappy T.V. set playing Super Mario Bros for the SNES until your eyes bled, then you are in for a treat. Wii has released the trailer for the new Super Mario Bros. for the Wii and it is so faithful to the original, you are going to punch a baby out of sheer excitement. I can maintain my composure so I am in no danger of striking an infant out of pure orgasmic video game ecstasy. Wait, I’m not allowed near any maternity ward in New York? I was calling myself the Rocky Balboa of baby punching who makes all the toddlers waddlers? I really do take video gaming a little too seriously. Hey officer…

Trailer after the jump, enjoy!

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