Of course you could always try Google Voice…

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Earth if it had a ring system like Saturn.

I never really thought of what earth would look like with rings. I guess I always thought about more important questions like, how come girls only have 2 boobs, or how come whenever I put a plug in a socket the first try it’s always upside down. These are the questions that, when answered, will bring us into a new enlightened age of advanced technology and women with tri-titties! Until that great day check this video out…

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As everyone has undoubtedly heard, Tiger Woods was caught and apparently beaten by his wife for swinging his “club” as other women’s vaginas. Now, a new woman has come out every day since the news of his first affair first broke and his wife wants blood. Tiger has reportedly offered his wife millions to keep her trap shut and even more to stay with him.  His poonanny count is up to 9 now and his collection is comprised of models, club owners, porn stars, and even a midget. I made that last part up, but it is only monday. This is yet another story about how a millionaire loses it all for the carnal treasure located between women’s luscious thighs. I need to be alone. Good luck Tiger! That won’t help…you and your cartoonish smile are FUCKED.

Check out some of his ladies below: Jaimee Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Junger, Cori Rist and Mindy Lawton

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After you install the experimental plugin, you’ll notice that every item in your Facebook News Feed has an easily accessible “Dislike” option sandwiched in between the “Like” and “Similar Posts” options. Once you indicate your less than favorable reaction, a thumbs down icon will appear under the post that ostentatiously calls out your dislike, with your name attached, for your Facebook friends to see (with the major caveat that they also need to have the plugin installed).

Update: http://www.dislikes.info is the latest release and it works.

via Mozilla.

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via Buzzfeed.

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OK. So you are a company with a million bajillion dollars. What do you do:

a) Feed the Homeless
b) Cure Cancer
c) Give out one free holiday postcard + stamp for free to everyone in America?

Google picked c and I’m happy about that. Just don’t send one to yourself. Loser. The DIY Dreidel is HI-LARIOUS.

Happy holidays from Gmail.

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Here is 6′8 Amazon eve. Her birth name was Amazon Evan, so either she comes from a long line of giant, giraffe- type bitches or God is hilarious. I am strangely aroused and, at the same time, have this urge to play a game of nude basketball because  she reminds me of a girl I once knew back in high school. She was so tall yet so gentle when we played one on one. After the game she’d whisper sweet nothings as I caressed her adorable little adams apple…wait…oh god…

Check out the full article and some more “sexy” photos here!

http://www.zooweekly.com.au/sexy-stuff/babe-watch/7ft-babezilla-takes-on-zoo-man.htm

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No words…should have sent a poet.

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LG 32″ 1080p LCD HDTV 32LF11 -$399 before shipping

Cabinet Color: Black
Recommended Resolution: 1920 x 1080
Panel: Super IPS Panel
Viewing Angle: 178°(H) / 178°(V)
Brightness: 450 cd/m2
Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 30000:1
PC Input: Analog RGB ATSC, NTSC, QAM Tuner 1080i/p, 720p, 480i/p
HDTV Capability: HDTV Tuner Inside

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