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	<description>Toss this!</description>
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		<title>AT&amp;T Voicemail to Text Feature now available for $10 a month</title>
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Of course you could always try Google Voice...

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		<title>What If Earth Had Rings? Would it be as Crowded as Uranus? Get it?</title>
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Earth if it had a ring system like Saturn.

I never really thought of what earth would look like with rings. I guess I always thought about more important questions like, how come girls only have 2 boobs, or how come whenever I put a plug in a socket the first ...</description>
		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/12/18/what-if-earth-had-rings-would-it-be-as-crowded-as-uranus-get-it/</link>
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		<title>Give the gift of Gaming!</title>
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		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/12/18/give-the-gift-of-gaming/</link>
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		<title>Tiger Woods&#8217; Penis Must Be Exhausted</title>
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As everyone has undoubtedly heard, Tiger Woods was caught and apparently beaten by his wife for swinging his "club" as other women's vaginas. Now, a new woman has come out every day since the news of his first affair first broke and his wife wants blood. Tiger has reportedly offered ...</description>
		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/12/07/tiger-woods-penis-must-be-exhausted/</link>
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		<title>Firefox users can now DISLIKE on Facebook! UPDATE: fixed at http://www.dislikes.info</title>
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After you install the experimental plugin, you’ll notice that every item in your Facebook News Feed has an easily accessible “Dislike” option sandwiched in between the “Like” and “Similar Posts” options. Once you indicate your less than favorable reaction, a thumbs down icon will appear under the post that ostentatiously ...</description>
		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/12/04/firefox-users-can-now-dislike-on-facebook/</link>
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		<title>The 50 Best Protest Signs Of 2009: Gays, Obama, and Fox News Sheep</title>
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		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/12/04/the-50-best-protest-signs-of-2009-gays-obama-and-fox-news-sheep/</link>
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		<title>Happy holidays from Gmail &#8211; Free Snail Mail Postcard!</title>
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OK. So you are a company with a million bajillion dollars. What do you do:

a) Feed the Homeless
b) Cure Cancer
c) Give out one free holiday postcard + stamp for free to everyone in America?

Google picked c and I'm happy about that. Just don't send one to yourself. Loser. The DIY ...</description>
		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/12/03/happy-holidays-from-gmail-free-snail-mail-postcard/</link>
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		<title>Giant Bikini Model Will Make You Happy in Your Pants</title>
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Here is 6'8 Amazon eve. Her birth name was Amazon Evan, so either she comes from a long line of giant, giraffe- type bitches or God is hilarious. I am strangely aroused and, at the same time, have this urge to play a game of nude basketball because  she reminds me of a girl ...</description>
		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/12/01/giant-bikini-model-will-make-you-happy-in-your-pants/</link>
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		<title>NEW IRON MAN 2 POSTER IS BADASS!!!!!</title>
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No words...should have sent a poet.

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		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/12/01/new-iron-man-2-poster-is-badass/</link>
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		<title>Newegg Black Friday starts Early!</title>
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LG  32"  1080p LCD HDTV 32LF11 -$399 before shipping


Cabinet Color: Black
Recommended Resolution: 1920 x 1080
Panel: Super IPS Panel
Viewing Angle: 178Â°(H) / 178Â°(V)
Brightness: 450 cd/m2
Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 30000:1
PC Input: Analog RGB ATSC, NTSC, QAM Tuner 1080i/p, 720p, 480i/p
HDTV Capability: HDTV Tuner Inside

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		<link>http://thewordsalad.com/2009/11/25/newegg-black-friday-starts-early/</link>
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