Meet the Authors

The Chef Editor	This is a hobby for us now but we’d like to turn it into a living because wearing pants is overrated. So please VISIT OUR SPONSORS… kidding, but no seriously. Just Click.

glorifiedg Author	Somebody once told me that I’m the cat’s pajamas.

scatmansham Author	My name is Sham. I’m an Egyptian/Irish Hybrid. I like to fight midgets in the nude and teach my cat how to yell profanities in german. I’ve never seen 2 dyslexic paraplegics have sex, but it’s on my bucket list. Oh, I write stuff too because my therapist says it will help me with my issues of being afraid of the letter “Q”. AHHH. See?

cupcake Author	I am a freelance writer who delights in life’s simple pleasures, such as participating in awkward conversations, shooting guns, and getting my drink on. My questionable decision-making skills make me seem spontaneous. And my vast amounts of free time ensure I am both well-rested and well-versed in the latest and/or greatest news, shows, movies, youtube vids, and pop culture phenomena — among other useless topics.

Sure-Round Site Admin	I make things work. If I don’t my, my life sucks. My life sucks a lot. Take from that what you will….

Miss Molly Contributor	Resident rehead and English teacher extraordinaire. Pet peeves include “scare quotes” and the misuse of apostrophes’ especially in public!