OK. So you are a company with a million bajillion dollars. What do you do:

a) Feed the Homeless
b) Cure Cancer
c) Give out one free holiday postcard + stamp for free to everyone in America?

Google picked c and I’m happy about that. Just don’t send one to yourself. Loser. The DIY Dreidel is HI-LARIOUS.

Happy holidays from Gmail.

Here is 6′8 Amazon eve. Her birth name was Amazon Evan, so either she comes from a long line of giant, giraffe- type bitches or God is hilarious. I am strangely aroused and, at the same time, have this urge to play a game of nude basketball because  she reminds me of a girl I once knew back in high school. She was so tall yet so gentle when we played one on one. After the game she’d whisper sweet nothings as I caressed her adorable little adams apple…wait…oh god…

Check out the full article and some more “sexy” photos here!

http://www.zooweekly.com.au/sexy-stuff/babe-watch/7ft-babezilla-takes-on-zoo-man.htm

No words…should have sent a poet.