Fool me once shame on you fool me twice.. er… Vanessa Hudgens is a whore! NAH… she’s probably not. Which just further reinforces my desire for sons. But due to the karmic deficit I’ve built up over years as a manwhore i will probably have twin girls… or triplets. Hot, slutty ones. Read on for the pics.

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Amazingly this picture was taken BEFORE his face met with the floor after 6 feet of 9.8m/s of acceleration. Physics FTW!

The TMZ Video is priceless.

Child-exploiter, product placement shill and recent divorcee Kate Gosselin is now immortalized via wig. Really hurting for a Halloween costume idea? How about going as Jon?

I have enough Ed Hardy gear, now all i need is a 20 year old coke shoveling co-ed. Leave your number in the comments ladies.

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