Ok, so there’s a kid who cries blood. Obviously he’s a whiny bitch, because his mother has about 100 pictures of his blood soaked face. Dude, you’re letting the whole world know you cry all day. I’m no doctor, but it’s obvious he’s either been bitten by a vampire or cries so much his tear glands are just screaming “ENOUGH ALREADY YOU PUSSY!”.

I fail to see what he’s so worried about because my eyes are red and bleeding all the time, and no matter how many times that bitch maces me I will still pass out on her lawn naked when I drink too much. You heard me you old hag! I mean, Mom. Hit the jump for embedded video.

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I rarely find any new inventions offensive to the point I want to throw a bag of cobras into the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese’s, but these are some of the worst ideas since the Oxi-Clean people used pure, uncut columbian booger sugar to ”enhance the loud, obnoxious cleaning power” of both Billy Mays and the Oxi-Clean itself. Too soon?

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