Man steals 100 copies of Modern Warfare 2 from GameStop

The Chef — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:45:06 +0000

WPXI in Pittsburgh today reports that Western Pennsylvanian police are still looking for a man who robbed a Meadville, Pa. GameStop of 100 copies of Modern Warefare 2 and “a few other items” last Tuesday evening. According to the report, the man told the store clerks that his friend outside would shoot them if they called the police.

via Joystiq.

The Countdown Begins For Modern Warfare 2…YAY AGORAPHOBIA!

scatmansham — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:30:41 +0000

The much anticipated sequel to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare will be released on November 10th and I am more excited than a pedophile in Disney World. Too much? Anyway, I saw the new trailer and instantly went out to reserve the Modern Warfare 2 prestige edition. What’s the prestige edition you say? It comes with Modern warfare 2, a book with artwork, and…NIGHT VISION GOGGLES! you heard right you nerdy son of a bitch, functioning night vision goggles. It’s substantially pricier than the regular game, but you are getting a pair of night vision goggles, so what’s more important? Saving money or having the luxury of masturbating in your neighbor’s yard at night without falling into a thorn bush and having your baby sack impaled? I rest my case. Starting November 10th, I will be off the radar until…at least 2012, and we’re going to die anyway…and I ain’t going out a lieutenant. So tell your girlfriends to stop talking, make you some hot pockets and watch their big strong man get pale and fat while simultaneously getting carpal tunnel in both wrists. Read on for the trailer.

Check out the only video that will make you orgasm harder than that time you watched that sex scene in Monster’s Ball.

GAMER TIP: Contrary to popular belief, if a girl gives a guy oral while he’s playing Modern Warfare 2, that doesn’t make her a nerdy slut. It makes her a goddess worthy of a large rock on her finger…and maybe even her own X-box controller?
Ahem. Just throwin it out there ladies.

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Man steals 100 copies of Modern Warfare 2 from GameStop

The Countdown Begins For Modern Warfare 2…YAY AGORAPHOBIA!