If you remember sitting in front of your crappy T.V. set playing Super Mario Bros for the SNES until your eyes bled, then you are in for a treat. Wii has released the trailer for the new Super Mario Bros. for the Wii and it is so faithful to the original, you are going to punch a baby out of sheer excitement. I can maintain my composure so I am in no danger of striking an infant out of pure orgasmic video game ecstasy. Wait, I’m not allowed near any maternity ward in New York? I was calling myself the Rocky Balboa of baby punching who makes all the toddlers waddlers? I really do take video gaming a little too seriously. Hey officer…

Trailer after the jump, enjoy!

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